My wonderful husband, Mike, turns 40 on Saturday! Here's a special tribute his parents, sister and I have put together for him. Please be sure to wish him a very happy birthday!
Welcome to the Jungle, Lad! If you haven't noticed it already, hair will magically begin sprouting from your earlobes, neckline and upper back and growing at an astonishing rate on your toe knuckles. There's no rationale for this other than my personal belief that God has a very twisted sense of humor. It will be a glorious journey, fellow monkey man! Enjoy.
Your back... your back... yes, your back. Try to avoid heavy lifting or even napping in the wrong position if possible. The girls are bigger than they used to be and your mind (still convincing you that you're 17) will betray you should you try to casually play "Gool Ol' Tickle Time Daddy Boy" with them. Your back WILL pay the consequences. You've been warned.
Finally, although you are known for your pleasant and affable demeanor, your Serotonin levels will diminish. College hoops and a good ol' fashioned power chord on the Strat won't QUITE bring the satisfaction they used to. The intrigue and magic of simple things begins to dissipate slowly, steadily. "That's ridiculous! Why don't they just do it like they used to do!" or "These young bands all sound the same... why can't anyone do anything ORIGINAL fercryinoutloud!" are common indicators for us. May I recommend Europe's version of Prozac, "Sam-E". Google it. A natural way to help you avoid the inevitable "Cranky Old Fart" disease.
You are loved and appreciated and you are a truly blessed YOUNG man, Michael. Enjoy your 40th, your 50th will be here in the bat of an eyelash. We hope to spend time in the company of your beautiful family before that occasion!
Michael:
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Jungle, Lad! If you haven't noticed it already, hair will magically begin sprouting from your earlobes, neckline and upper back and growing at an astonishing rate on your toe knuckles. There's no rationale for this other than my personal belief that God has a very twisted sense of humor. It will be a glorious journey, fellow monkey man! Enjoy.
Your back... your back... yes, your back. Try to avoid heavy lifting or even napping in the wrong position if possible. The girls are bigger than they used to be and your mind (still convincing you that you're 17) will betray you should you try to casually play "Gool Ol' Tickle Time Daddy Boy" with them. Your back WILL pay the consequences. You've been warned.
Finally, although you are known for your pleasant and affable demeanor, your Serotonin levels will diminish. College hoops and a good ol' fashioned power chord on the Strat won't QUITE bring the satisfaction they used to. The intrigue and magic of simple things begins to dissipate slowly, steadily. "That's ridiculous! Why don't they just do it like they used to do!" or "These young bands all sound the same... why can't anyone do anything ORIGINAL fercryinoutloud!" are common indicators for us. May I recommend Europe's version of Prozac, "Sam-E". Google it. A natural way to help you avoid the inevitable "Cranky Old Fart" disease.
You are loved and appreciated and you are a truly blessed YOUNG man, Michael. Enjoy your 40th, your 50th will be here in the bat of an eyelash. We hope to spend time in the company of your beautiful family before that occasion!
XOXO,
the Shortlys
(Baldy and JoJo)
Welcome to the club. Glad to have you. You don't look a day over 39. Does this mean you can't go see Green Day again next time they're here?
ReplyDeleteBest,
Dave and Kitty